Nterrobang is the blog of John Michael Schreiber… world’s oldest 10-year-old, semi-retired, part-time creative director, brand strategist, consumer anthropologist and futurist living in Portland (the cool one).
I’m a visual thinker in a tawdry affair with words and so I’ve created this space; a place where I can sneak away and feed desire.
I’m the happiest guy you will ever meet, an atheist, a minimalist and non-political. I’m happily married and have a seven-year old daughter who I unashamedly and perpetually dote upon.
I’ve never had a bad day in my entire life and you can ask anyone who knows me if this is the truth. I can assure you they’ll concur.
I exercise and practice gratitude every day and one day I will be the world’s oldest living human being. I thought I should tell you this now since it’s unlikely you’ll be around to see it. Sorry.