If you’re reading this, it not only means you’re literate but you’ve survived your entire life up until this moment. You might have even outlived both Jesus (33) and Elvis (42). And if not, there is a high statistical probability that you will.
You’ve likely survived heartbreaks and disappointment and more than a few self-described periods of devastation. You’ve survived all that plus many different phases of your life and yet here you still are. You go motherfucker. You are awesome!
Note: this was inspired by a piece I’d seen circulating around the internet a few years ago.